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androldA man wanted a watchdog, so he went to the pet store. He asks the clerk, “Do you have a good watchdog?”
The clerk replies, “You’re in luck; I have one left.” She comes back with a chihuahua.
The man, a little ticked off, says “What the hell do I need a chihuahua for? That’s not a watchdog!”
The clerk replies, “But this is a special watchdog. He knows karate.” The clerk takes the chihuahua and the man out to an alley, where there is some trashy furniture. The clerk points to a chair and says, “Karate that chair!” Less than a second later, the chihuahua reduces the chair to sawdust.
The clerk points to a sofa and commands the dog to “Karate that sofa!” Repeat performance.
The man, amazed, buys the dog for $100 and takes it home.
When he gets home, the man shows his wife the chihuahua proclaiming, “Honey, I got you a watchdog!”
The wife yells, “That isn’t a watchdog, for cryin’ out loud! You wasted your money!”
The man calmly replies, “This is a special watchdog. He knows karate.”
The wife, flustered, shouts: “Karate?!? Karate my ass!!!”
The clerk replies, “You’re in luck; I have one left.” She comes back with a chihuahua.
The man, a little ticked off, says “What the hell do I need a chihuahua for? That’s not a watchdog!”
The clerk replies, “But this is a special watchdog. He knows karate.” The clerk takes the chihuahua and the man out to an alley, where there is some trashy furniture. The clerk points to a chair and says, “Karate that chair!” Less than a second later, the chihuahua reduces the chair to sawdust.
The clerk points to a sofa and commands the dog to “Karate that sofa!” Repeat performance.
The man, amazed, buys the dog for $100 and takes it home.
When he gets home, the man shows his wife the chihuahua proclaiming, “Honey, I got you a watchdog!”
The wife yells, “That isn’t a watchdog, for cryin’ out loud! You wasted your money!”
The man calmly replies, “This is a special watchdog. He knows karate.”
The wife, flustered, shouts: “Karate?!? Karate my ass!!!”
