Oct. 5th, 2010

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Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."



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An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whisky, a young lady sat down next to him. 
She turned to the cowboy and asked him, 
'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 
'Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am.'
He then asked her what she was. She replied, 
'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.'
A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him, 
'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 
'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'



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Сегодня один французский игровой сайт прислал мне почтой приз, который я выбрал в обмен за заработанные в простеньких играх очки.
Приз - плюшевое чудо!


 


Насколько я понял, это ёжик, такой вот французский ёжик. Отдал его Евгении Андреевне, но она пока никак на него не отреагировала - отнеслась равнодушно.
А вот когда мы купили Евгении Андреевне черепаху Чучу, она её два дня не выпускала из рук и даже спала с ней. Вот такая у нас есть черепаха Чуча:


 


Правда, когда мы потом прочитали ярлычок, оказалось, что это не черепаха Чуча, а "Равлик у капелюсi". Но несмотря ни на что, Чуча (или как говорит Евгения Андреевна "Тю-тя") - одна из любимых дочуркиных игрушек.



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